Metroid: Other M Script
CAST OF CHARACTERS
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SAMUS ARAN
Bounty hunter extraordinaire and heroine of this game
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BABY METROID
A baby that SAMUS is unnaturally fixated on. Usually accompanied by SAMUS’ medicated drawl of “BABY!!”
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ADAM
Commanding officer of current platoon of GALACTIC FEDERATION TROOPS and SAMUS’ old CO. Total jerk.
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ANTHONY
Member of the platoon working with SAMUS, under ADAM. Has a really big gun.
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MB
An AI with an android body that was developed to control Metroids. Likes cute hairpins, long walks on the beach, and murdering all humans.
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MADELINE BERGMAN
Head researcher for the illegal BIOWEAPONS plot on the BOTTLE SHIP.
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SAMUS’ SHATTERED INDEPENDENCE
Never to be regained in this game.
INT. SPACE PIRATE HEADQUARTERS, PLANET ZEBES - DREAM
SAMUS ARAN, bad-ass bounty hunter, is fighting alongside a BABY METROID against the evil MOTHER BRAIN, recreating the end of a past Metroid game to prove the new developers at least read the Wikipedia article on it.
SAMUS
BABY!!
The BABY METROID sacrifices itself to a massive laser beam seemingly for no reason, since SAMUS has to kill MOTHER BRAIN just the same as if the BABY had hung out in a corner somewhere.
SAMUS
BABY!!
INT. GALACTIC FEDERATION HEADQUARTERS TRAINING ROOM
SAMUS awakens from the flashback in her Zero Suit, and proceeds to mope around whining about the goddamned BABY METROID in a weird and creepy way. We see a lot of camera angles that prove this is a TEAM NINJA game as she proceeds to deliver her mission report about destroying all the METROIDS in the universe. She then flies off in her helmet-shaped spaceship.
EXT. SPACE
SAMUS
BABY!!
While SAMUS is considering molding a cake to look like a Metroid and adopting it as her daughter, she receives a distress call, which she names BABY'S CRY because she has a serious mental sickness. She finds the source of the signal, the BOTTLE SHIP, and lands in it to investigate.
The Witcher Script
CAST OF CHARACTERS
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GERALT
The main character, a Witcher
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- WITCH HE SLEEPS WITH
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PROLOGUE
EXT. CASTLE COURTYARD - NIGHT
GERALT is a witcher, a mostly-human monster slayer for hire. He stands in a castle tower, preparing for a great battle against a monster rampaging through the streets. This particular monster is the king's daughter who has been cursed since birth, though the king waited about 16 years and several hundred bodies before doing anything about it. GERALT has been hired to dispel this curse. Tied up in the corner is the man to be used as bait; the one responsible for the Princess' monstrous form.
PRISONER
What are you going to do?!
GERALT
I'm going to dispel her curse, if you get my drift.
PRISONER
Fool! The only way to break the curse is for you to stay alive through the night and deny her the succor of her sarcophagus come dawn, forcing her into the sunlight!
GERALT
No, I have my own dispelling stick I think will work a lot better. Though you are right, I'll definitely be with her all night. Allll night.
PRISONER
...
GERALT adjusts his belt buckle and sets the PRISONER free, who flees downstairs. GERALT follows.
GERALT
Never met anything that wasn't fixed with a good dicking.
GERALT gets to the bottom of the tower to witness the PRISONER being eaten alive by the PRINCESS. He cups his crotch.
GERALT
Come to Daddy, baby.
Minecraft Script
CAST OF CHARACTERS
CHAR - The main character, marooned in a strange world with no memories.
CHICKEN - A reluctant sidekick.
CREEPER - The main villain. Favorite pasttimes include running towards CHAR or something CHAR loves and then blowing (it/CHAR/the puppy down the road) up.
EXT. SANDY BEACH - MORNING
We open with a gorgeous beach overlooking a vast ocean, with rolling hills stretching out across the horizon. There are signs of wildlife all around; a PIG and a COW are happily hopping around the scenery. A SHEEP wanders nearby. Focus in on CHAR waking up sprawled out in the sand.
CHAR
Where am I? Who am I?
Looking out into the distance, CHAR begins to notice the horizon shifting. A set of gigantic mountains suddenly pops into view.
CHAR
Whoa.
CHAR checks his pockets and immediate surroundings, searching for clues as to who he is or why he's here.
CHAR
Nothing, of course. And it looks like I'm stranded on this island. I guess I'll start looking for food.
Heavenly Sword Script
CAST OF CHARACTERS
NARIKO - Our flame-maned heroine, daughter to SHEN.
KAI - Psychotic pre-teen sidekick.
SHEN - Father to NARIKO, head of the clan and protector of the Heavenly Sword.
BOHAN - Evil King, wants the Heavenly Sword.
FLYING FOX - BOHAN's General; creepy ninja.
WHIPTAIL - BOHAN's General and mistress; half snake/half human.
ROACH - BOHAN's disgusting son.
EXT. BATTLEGROUNDS - DAY
NARIKO, fiercely wielding a huge sword, is surrounded by thousands of troops. Many bodies are already on the ground, and as the horde start to descend for a final strike against her, her skin starts burning with blood red characters filling her body, face, and even eyes. She collapses on the ground, the sword taking the last of her life.
NARIKO
Goddamnit, this entire game better not be one big flashback to this point, or I'll --
INT. RUINED TEMPLE - 5 DAYS PREVIOUSLY
