WoW: Polaroids from Azeroth 2
After helping out the guards, I got a new cape! It's probably the ugliest thing I've ever seen, but who wants to offend edgy people armed to the teeth? Besides, I think I heard that puke colors are in.
Though this picture looks indecent, I swear I'm wearing clothes. Unless this is from that other time, in which case I'm quite naked, and there's a few dwarves in there too.
Gwen always made me feel more powerful just by looking at her. God I miss her.
Though the picture doesn't capture it well, this was the wrinkliest crone I'd ever seen in my life. And she's supposedly like 25. Why did I decide to use magic again?
First spell! I'm lending a hand in the fight, even if it looks like I'm casting the un-helpful "Summon Leaves", which is great parties.
Ahhh, Loren. I almost went up to tell her to tell her her stealth failed on so many levels, but didn't have the heart. I SEE YOU.
Gaili looked friendly, too...guess what happened when I said hi. NOTHING.
Even I could see that's a terrible drawing of a werewolf; no surprise they hated it.
Ok, so even though we were getting attacked and overrun, you still have to take some time out for fun. I couldn't fit my arms in the armholes but you get the idea. I felt like I was on vacation! Then a soldier stepped on my leg :(
You know, the more I look at our writing system, the more convinced I am that it just looks like random scribblings. How are we meant to read this?!
Me, inside an iron maiden. I can cry on cue, that helped a lot with the photo opportunity. I'm also glad I got to take this before that soldier died in it, it would've been too creepy otherwise.
You know, even though I was excited seeing all of our town history as we were running for our lives, I started to think right about here that we're pretty fucked up. I feel like we're behind the world a few hundred years.
You might think my urge to teabag is just on dead enemies, but nope...it's dead friends too. I would seek mental help, but all our psychiatrists are dead.
See me, I am that little dot in the lower right. I feel like a GARGOYLE!
I remember this guy, he was so intense with his nail-in-a-board. There's something about that kind of weapon that makes you really not want to mess with this dude.
Yeah, this is me protecting that pansy with the nail-in-a-board. What a prick.
I did get a nice belt for helping out, though. I'm beyond caring that nothing in my outfit matches, I'm just happy for something not puke-yellow.
When I was standing here, for a brief moment, I felt like an acrobatic assassin in some far away land. Luckily the feeling passed before I jumped down screaming HYYYYAAAAHH!
